Huzzahs and Harrumphs - Rochester, NH 1/25

[Thomas Jefferson]

Hear ye, hear ye! I, Thomas Jefferson, third Executive Officer of these United States of America, have triumphantly returned to once again bequeath my noble thoughts upon thee, unsuspecting masses.

Be it fair nor foul, but know this; in sport, there be no other opinion more highly ranked than mine own. Regarding this grappling spectacle, my opinions surpass those of even one observer, David Meltzer.

HUZZAH to Panther Martin, even though thou were to be throughly embarrassed by a loss to Tony Spencer and Danny Thunder, you managed to obliterate not only Danny and Tony following the bell, but Shane Sharpe as well.

HARRUMPH to Shane Sharpe, why spoil fun?

HUZZAH to Matt Spectro for thine awesome ending maneuver.

HARRUMPH to Frankie Arion, how be it a man of small stature defeated a man of such regal class and elegance, Don Chesterfield? A solid HARRUMPH upon thee.

HUZZAH to Doctor Reginald Heresy, for even in utmost pain, he still made an appearnace. Huzzah to you, kind sir!

HARRUMPH to Shane Sharpe. Thine loss of manly endeavors firstly, and secondly the loss of thy gold...thou would have not lasted long in the Revolution.

HUZZAH to Johnny Vegas, Justin Shaype and Steven Marriot...small uneven step in thine road, no need to bicker, chin forward, carry on, recall the Declaration of Vegaspendence and all it promises to not only thine selves but the world at large.

HARRUMPH to Chunky But Funky and Psycho...I understand trouble concerning Master Flesh and Maverick Wild...but Guthrie O'Dwyer scoring the victory? Outrageous!

HUZZAH to Christian Angers for completely and finally putting the women back in her place...granted, he was rough, but he showed whats what: the mark of a true champion.

HARRUMPH to Sethoran...he was unable to obtain victory over Kid Krazy, why would be it different this time around?

In the most sincerest of manners,
Thomas Jefferson

[pmoholland]

omg just when you think a viral infection is gone it pops up again lol,l tj time to return to the rubber room better then david meltzer puhlease....dreamer or schizo lol

[Thomas Jefferson]

pmoholland said:

omg just when you think a viral infection is gone it pops up again lol,l tj time to return to the rubber room better then david meltzer puhlease....dreamer or schizo lol

Perchance you, sir, and the rest of thine nitwitted self-afflicted "Dover Legends" are in need of a serious immediate return to the pig farm you swine hath crawled from.

[doverlegend1]

So you have decided to cast your barbs in the direction of the Dover Legends...Mr. or Mrs. Jefferson ?...more on that a little later. So you think we came from a pig farm?.....hmmmmmm
your words go as>>>HUZZAH to Christian Angers for completely and finally putting the women back in her place...granted, he was rough, but he showed whats what: the mark of a true champion.
The Legends do not agree with you or condone the beating of Vanity Vixen ( aka Ms. Peters ) or any other woman for that matter and also wonder how many beatings went on behind these walls www.constitution.org/img/tj_home.jpg with your favorite young female laborour of the dark complection race ? things that make you go hhmmmmmmm ! Also another quote from you >>>>HARRUMPH to Sethoran...he was unable to obtain victory over Kid Krazy, why would be it different this time around?
Sethoran is a great hard working wrestler and gold is definatly in his future but i would expect a SNUFF snorting individual like you to bring up the METH HEAD Kid Krazy in your your review since you both have like minds ! So now we leave the forum with the big question of the day.....Is Thomas Jefferson a semi rugged (Mr.)
etext.virginia.edu/jefferson/biog/jeffpic6a.jpg or is he a flaming , cross dressing, i like to listen to George Michael Wham records every night homo (Mrs.) www.constitution.org/img/tjeff_1787.jpg
The legends see TJ as a Mrs. in either pic but the vote is on.....and good day to you unkind sir !!!!!!!!

[amimarthaoravril]

Shut up, Frankie Arion is AWESOME and wicked sexy too. That's as much as we can say for you Thomas, HAH!

Jus' kiddin' you always were my favorite president. So tell me, how's Alexander Hamilton doing? He was always really cute lookin', starin' at me from his spot on the $10.

Also, we have a national shortage of $10 bills, can you get a handle on that?

Thanks Mr. Pres.

<3's - (youknowwho)

[pmoholland]

TJ YOU JUST MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE YOU RAGGED ON THE LEGENDS AND THATS 1 THING YOU NEVER EVERRRR DO BUT LIKE THE LOST FACTIONS YOUR JUST A WARM FART COOLING OFF. IF I CAN STEAL A OLD LINE YOU DONT KNOW A WRIST WATCH FROM A WRIST LOCK YOU MESS WITH THE LEGENDS YOU'LL END UP LIKE THE REST OF THE FACTIONS EXTINCT. YEAH LEGEND#1 TJ BEEN HITTING THE SNUFF TO HARD ROTTEN HIS GREY MATTER AWAY WHEN HE THINKS OR IS IT SHE THINKS IT CAN EXCHANGE BARBS WITH THE LEGENDS & OLD SCHOOL MR WRESTLING PROFFESOR #1 HE MUST BE HITTING THE SNUFF TO HARD OR MAYBE ITS JUST PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA.