Post by Thomas Jefferson on Nov 20, 2007 0:32:37 GMT -5
Hear ye, hear ye! I, Thomas Jefferson, third Executive Officer of these United States of America, have tossed and toiled to reconcile my own honorable thoughts concerning the going-ons at Rochester Saturday past.
Presented for thine pleasure be my premiere installment of Huzzah and Harrumphs! Harrumph, as you may possibly already be aware of, is the token phrase exhibited by one John Adams.
HUZZAH to Steven Marriott, for not producing thine lunch thenceforth Joseph Eastman produced a man package of exceedingly minuscule proportions
HARRUMPH to Christian Angers, for profusely violating the sacred honor and rules of the grappling contest for the sole purpose of retaining his belt
HUZZAH to Maverick Wild, for spilling the crimson blood of Shane Sharpe and causing younglings to burst into tears of agony. I myself might have used you in my cabinet.
HARRUMPH to Chunky But Funky....I doth not explain as to why.
HUZZAH to Doctor Heresy, for the astounding hysterectomy performed on Scott Reed
HARRUMPH to Panther Martin, for undoubtedly a most biased officiating tenure...let us pray he sticks to flattening Master Flesh
HUZZAH to Jonathan Vegas and Justin Shape, for generally being the greatest event of the spectacle as a whole.
HARRUMPH to Sethoran, for almost terminating the fine young gentleman that be Guthrie O'Dwyer
Finally, HUZZAH to myself, Thomas Jefferson, for the divine ability to be the most verbally able person to ever grace these fine communication pages!
Presented for thine pleasure be my premiere installment of Huzzah and Harrumphs! Harrumph, as you may possibly already be aware of, is the token phrase exhibited by one John Adams.
HUZZAH to Steven Marriott, for not producing thine lunch thenceforth Joseph Eastman produced a man package of exceedingly minuscule proportions
HARRUMPH to Christian Angers, for profusely violating the sacred honor and rules of the grappling contest for the sole purpose of retaining his belt
HUZZAH to Maverick Wild, for spilling the crimson blood of Shane Sharpe and causing younglings to burst into tears of agony. I myself might have used you in my cabinet.
HARRUMPH to Chunky But Funky....I doth not explain as to why.
HUZZAH to Doctor Heresy, for the astounding hysterectomy performed on Scott Reed
HARRUMPH to Panther Martin, for undoubtedly a most biased officiating tenure...let us pray he sticks to flattening Master Flesh
HUZZAH to Jonathan Vegas and Justin Shape, for generally being the greatest event of the spectacle as a whole.
HARRUMPH to Sethoran, for almost terminating the fine young gentleman that be Guthrie O'Dwyer
Finally, HUZZAH to myself, Thomas Jefferson, for the divine ability to be the most verbally able person to ever grace these fine communication pages!
