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Post by Tough Talk Tony Spencer on Jul 4, 2008 21:02:39 GMT -5
Hello fellow Front Row Wrestling fans, wrestlers and occasional clinger-ons.
For a few months, I tried to help you people out. I tried to show you I was a hungry young lion ready to tackle the world...but you wouldn't have it. This past show in Winchendon, I put a valiant fight against Maverick Wild and Master Flesh, as well as a singles effort against Flesh. Both turned out to be disappointments, with me on the severe end of a beating.
But then I got backstage. I shook Dan Thunder's hand, but I realized: I was on the losing side again. And then another fact dawned on me.
It wasn't my fault!
It was the fault of Dan Thunder. It was the fault of Jack Diamond and Tauron Nox and Mrs. Tauron Nox and the girls who work the concession stand and the guy on the music and the people in the front row and the girls in the back row and the people booing me, BOOING ME, even though I was WARDING OFF the INFLUENCES of those TWO INSIPID, TWISTED INDIVIDUALS!
You know who needs the help? It's not me! I should be the one giving the help! And that's exactly what I intend to do. You see, you people jump to conclusions - your reaction to me is based on cognitions, false assumptions and presumed negative appraisals. So I'm going to help you. But it occurred to me - who should I start with? Dan Thunder? Jack Diamond? While these and many others are choice subjects, something told me no. I had to start with the rottenest of the rot, the slimiest of the slime -
The Grand Wizard of the Dover Legends.
That's why I'm proposing to you, Mr. Wizard, on July 19, 2008, you join me on the first installment on Tough Talk with Tony Spencer. Because I am going to cure the Front Row fans, one sloppy unkempt fool at a time.
The following people don't need my help: Johnny Vegas Marshal MacNiel
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Post by doverlegend1 on Jul 5, 2008 8:34:38 GMT -5
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Post by frwfallguy on Jul 5, 2008 9:03:05 GMT -5
Hello fellow Front Row Wrestling fans, wrestlers and occasional clinger-ons. For a few months, I tried to help you people out. I tried to show you I was a hungry young lion ready to tackle the world...but you wouldn't have it. This past show in Winchendon, I put a valiant fight against Maverick Wild and Master Flesh, as well as a singles effort against Flesh. Both turned out to be disappointments, with me on the severe end of a beating. But then I got backstage. I shook Dan Thunder's hand, but I realized: I was on the losing side again. And then another fact dawned on me. It wasn't my fault! It was the fault of Dan Thunder. It was the fault of Jack Diamond and Tauron Nox and Mrs. Tauron Nox and the girls who work the concession stand and the guy on the music and the people in the front row and the girls in the back row and the people booing me, BOOING ME, even though I was WARDING OFF the INFLUENCES of those TWO INSIPID, TWISTED INDIVIDUALS! You know who needs the help? It's not me! I should be the one giving the help! And that's exactly what I intend to do. You see, you people jump to conclusions - your reaction to me is based on cognitions, false assumptions and presumed negative appraisals. So I'm going to help you. But it occurred to me - who should I start with? Dan Thunder? Jack Diamond? While these and many others are choice subjects, something told me no. I had to start with the rottenest of the rot, the slimiest of the slime - The Grand Wizard of the Dover Legends. That's why I'm proposing to you, Mr. Wizard, on July 19, 2008, you join me on the first installment on Tough Talk with Tony Spencer. Because I am going to cure the Front Row fans, one sloppy unkempt fool at a time. The following people don't need my help: Johnny Vegas Marshal MacNiel The views of "Tough Talk" Tony Spencer do not necessarily reflect the views of Front Row Wrestling
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Post by Thomas Jefferson on Jul 5, 2008 14:34:30 GMT -5
What be this mockery of human intelligence and construct? Surely, young Spencerton, the demons which plague reside in thineself! Perchance you need a vacation and need not target the Sons of Grappling Liberty, who hold an esteemed position with the favor of Thomas Jefferson.
A severe pox upon your segment, Thomas Jefferson
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Post by Tauron Nox on Jul 5, 2008 23:13:53 GMT -5
There are a few things that I would like to address here.
-Tony, you're sounding like an Emo kid. Stop being such a conformist.
-The Drunken Master is the only man that should be the voice for the Dover Legends during this interview segment. $18.50 an hour!
-I told Tony Spencer to ditch Dan Thunders months ago. It's not my fault he didn't listen
-Johnny Vegas is too classy for the likes of Tony Spencer.
-Thomas Jefferson has been MIA for months. Where been, Pres?
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Post by doverlegend1 on Jul 6, 2008 8:02:09 GMT -5
As you can see Mr. Spencer you have now confused that slave luvin president with your use of the Grand Gizzard reference in the same breath as the Dover Legends ! You sir are truely a messenger of misinformation and will probably be cancelled before your season even starts ! The Drunken Master is pleased that you have recomended him Mr. Nox but as i have stated above the cost of the possible interveiw is a collective whole and not the sum of one ! Security #1 will have his hands full with this one and since that G Rated Youth Squad will be present that evening i will try to bring some hearing protection ( ear condoms ) for them to use if the segment takes place !
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Post by pmoholland on Jul 8, 2008 17:37:42 GMT -5
i'll be there on the 19th and revenge will be served cold, shutout for the past 2 shows,micheal myers-jason vorhees - leatherface - dr satan will be like a walton family reunion compared to my vengence,heads will row and the crimson will flow freely "" run rabbits run "" heheheheh...oh yeah have a nice day.
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Post by backrowfan on Jul 9, 2008 4:47:29 GMT -5
Hello fellow Front Row Wrestling fans, wrestlers and occasional clinger-ons. For a few months, I tried to help you people out. I tried to show you I was a hungry young lion ready to tackle the world...but you wouldn't have it. This past show in Winchendon, I put a valiant fight against Maverick Wild and Master Flesh, as well as a singles effort against Flesh. Both turned out to be disappointments, with me on the severe end of a beating. But then I got backstage. I shook Dan Thunder's hand, but I realized: I was on the losing side again. And then another fact dawned on me. It wasn't my fault! It was the fault of Dan Thunder. It was the fault of Jack Diamond and Tauron Nox and Mrs. Tauron Nox and the girls who work the concession stand and the guy on the music and the people in the front row and the girls in the back row and the people booing me, BOOING ME, even though I was WARDING OFF the INFLUENCES of those TWO INSIPID, TWISTED INDIVIDUALS! You know who needs the help? It's not me! I should be the one giving the help! And that's exactly what I intend to do. You see, you people jump to conclusions - your reaction to me is based on cognitions, false assumptions and presumed negative appraisals. So I'm going to help you. But it occurred to me - who should I start with? Dan Thunder? Jack Diamond? While these and many others are choice subjects, something told me no. I had to start with the rottenest of the rot, the slimiest of the slime - The Grand Wizard of the Dover Legends. That's why I'm proposing to you, Mr. Wizard, on July 19, 2008, you join me on the first installment on Tough Talk with Tony Spencer. Because I am going to cure the Front Row fans, one sloppy unkempt fool at a time. The following people don't need my help: Johnny Vegas Marshal MacNiel I smell a heel turn.
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Post by frwfallguy on Jul 9, 2008 12:02:55 GMT -5
Hello fellow Front Row Wrestling fans, wrestlers and occasional clinger-ons. For a few months, I tried to help you people out. I tried to show you I was a hungry young lion ready to tackle the world...but you wouldn't have it. This past show in Winchendon, I put a valiant fight against Maverick Wild and Master Flesh, as well as a singles effort against Flesh. Both turned out to be disappointments, with me on the severe end of a beating. But then I got backstage. I shook Dan Thunder's hand, but I realized: I was on the losing side again. And then another fact dawned on me. It wasn't my fault! It was the fault of Dan Thunder. It was the fault of Jack Diamond and Tauron Nox and Mrs. Tauron Nox and the girls who work the concession stand and the guy on the music and the people in the front row and the girls in the back row and the people booing me, BOOING ME, even though I was WARDING OFF the INFLUENCES of those TWO INSIPID, TWISTED INDIVIDUALS! You know who needs the help? It's not me! I should be the one giving the help! And that's exactly what I intend to do. You see, you people jump to conclusions - your reaction to me is based on cognitions, false assumptions and presumed negative appraisals. So I'm going to help you. But it occurred to me - who should I start with? Dan Thunder? Jack Diamond? While these and many others are choice subjects, something told me no. I had to start with the rottenest of the rot, the slimiest of the slime - The Grand Wizard of the Dover Legends. That's why I'm proposing to you, Mr. Wizard, on July 19, 2008, you join me on the first installment on Tough Talk with Tony Spencer. Because I am going to cure the Front Row fans, one sloppy unkempt fool at a time. The following people don't need my help: Johnny Vegas Marshal MacNiel I smell a heel turn. No...only nice guys blame their tag partners for problems and refer to fans as the rottenest of the rot.
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Post by doverlegend1 on Jul 9, 2008 16:20:47 GMT -5
Unfortunately do to circumstances beyond my control the Drunken Master will not be able to make it to the show on the 19th and the slot will be filled with the return of the cardboard cutout of David Welles ! Interview or not Legend 1 and 3 will be present and will voice there opinions anyway !
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Post by Tauron Nox on Jul 9, 2008 19:54:35 GMT -5
Unfortunately do to circumstances beyond my control the Drunken Master will not be able to make it to the show on the 19th BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Post by security1 on Jul 10, 2008 6:17:44 GMT -5
Security #1 will have his hands full with this one and since that G Rated Youth Squad will be present that evening i will try to bring some hearing protection ( ear condoms ) for them to use if the segment takes place ! Well without the drunkin master it should be alot easier HAHA
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Post by pmoholland on Jul 10, 2008 15:46:37 GMT -5
BUT YOU'LL HAVE ME TO DEAL WITH SORRY ABOUT YOUR d**n LUCK.
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Post by grandwizard on Jul 12, 2008 14:32:16 GMT -5
As usual, the Dover Legends are delusional and of course extremely jealous of The Grand Wizard and his Sons of the Grappling Liberty. Even though the Wizard has made just one appearance in Rochester, he left such a lasting impression that Tony Spencer wants to interview him on his inaugural show. Of course this is fully understandable as he wants the highest possible ratings, so of course he seeks to speak with the Grand Wizard of Wrestling. Pathetically, the Dover legends are trying to take the spotlight from the Wizard......but it simply can't be done. The Grand Wizard does wish to acknowledge however, that an interview with the Legend's Drunken Master would be most entertaining indeed.
The Grand Wizard of Wrestling
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Post by doverlegend1 on Jul 13, 2008 7:07:59 GMT -5
Again you decide to rear your disgusting self GIZZARD !! If you must insist on thinking that you are the one being interviewed remember just how "NOT SO TOUGH" Tony Spencer refered to you in his invite: "even though I was WARDING OFF the INFLUENCES of those TWO INSIPID, TWISTED INDIVIDUALS!" This clearly was reference to the Gizzard and his crony Ric ( Tin foil Champion) Flair ! And as the most accurate explanation of what you truely are....... " I had to start with the rottenest of the rot, the slimiest of the slime -The Grand Wizard" And then Tony refers to you as a "fool ">>> ;D "That's why I'm proposing to you, Mr. Wizard, on July 19, 2008, you join me on the first installment on Tough Talk with Tony Spencer. Because I am going to cure the Front Row fans, one sloppy unkempt fool at a time." And a sloppy one too! So much for your clothing bought at that yard sale habadashery in east Gonic ! Take heed GIZZARD because as Tony Spencer has said, The following people don't need my help: Johnny Vegas Marshal MacNiel The Dover Legends
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