Post by doverlegend1 on May 31, 2008 14:27:43 GMT -5
Last night in Rochester was another stellar event to be sure. The Legends were able to go RATED -R thanks to the fact that SECURITY #1 had to stand guard over the toilet bowl until that match had taken place....... ( as much as i would have liked to have added my own brand to its contents , FRW had filled it with a fowl brown substance that filled the Rochester arena with a stench that could only be compared with the air above the GONIC waste treatment plant ! ) Wow ....Panther Martin must be hitting the gym lately, his weight is now a slim 301......way to go Panther, who knows even you might be a cruiserweight some day ! Steven Marriott now hails from japan ? You better lay off the Sake and Sushi Marriott or the
OOMPPA LOOMPAA chants will never go away ! Another highlight of the evening was having a couple of matches officiated by the great Dan Tanaka, the greastest zebra of all time ! Can Sethron ever get a break? He was robbed again in a match against DOCTOR DING DONG ....Reginald Heresy ....PS.. Vanity Vixen looked as sweet as ever but the Legends were waiting for a hugg and were disappointed that it never came
! Joey Eastman ? what more could be said , your last night came true with my prediction and you will be missed here in FRW.......good luck to you in your future endevours and we only hope that the brown substance washes off !!!! Speaking of that brown substance.....HEY MAV, HOW DID IT TASTE ?? 
Thank god we do not have to have a coward as the FRW champion anymore......Cristian ( my fake elbow injury ) Angers lost the title to the hardest working up and coming star Shayne Sharpe ! You truly deserve the title Shayne which was evident in the way the locker room came out after you won the title and held you up high !!!!! There were many other highlights that could be touched on but i have run out of time, FRW continues it's ability to put on a great event with all it's excellent talent and never seems to disappoint anyone ! Kudos to everyone ! So for now i will sign off with one statement.......ODOUL'S ODWYER, WHERE WERE YOU AT THE PUB ?
OOMPPA LOOMPAA chants will never go away ! Another highlight of the evening was having a couple of matches officiated by the great Dan Tanaka, the greastest zebra of all time ! Can Sethron ever get a break? He was robbed again in a match against DOCTOR DING DONG ....Reginald Heresy ....PS.. Vanity Vixen looked as sweet as ever but the Legends were waiting for a hugg and were disappointed that it never came
! Joey Eastman ? what more could be said , your last night came true with my prediction and you will be missed here in FRW.......good luck to you in your future endevours and we only hope that the brown substance washes off !!!! Speaking of that brown substance.....HEY MAV, HOW DID IT TASTE ?? 
Thank god we do not have to have a coward as the FRW champion anymore......Cristian ( my fake elbow injury ) Angers lost the title to the hardest working up and coming star Shayne Sharpe ! You truly deserve the title Shayne which was evident in the way the locker room came out after you won the title and held you up high !!!!! There were many other highlights that could be touched on but i have run out of time, FRW continues it's ability to put on a great event with all it's excellent talent and never seems to disappoint anyone ! Kudos to everyone ! So for now i will sign off with one statement.......ODOUL'S ODWYER, WHERE WERE YOU AT THE PUB ? 