Post by backrowfan on Mar 16, 2008 21:52:48 GMT -5
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Lots of news to cover before we get to the rankings:
First of all, the competition has become so fierce in Front Row Wrestling that there are many many wrestlers contending for the FRW gold. Therefore, this month we have extended the ratings to 15 individuals. This may be for this month alone depending on how it looks next month.
Next is the addition of Vanity Vixen into the ratings. At first we were thinking of leaving her off because, while we support and encourage woman wrestling in the FRW, we are strong advocates of keeping the women’s division separate from the men’s division. But then when we reviewed the rules for HDC rankings, which simply state “One point for every victory wrestling as a single,” we decided that leaving Vanity Vixen off the rankings would go completely against everything we stand for here at Holstein Dairy Cows and everything dairy cows stand for in general. There is no need to exclude a wrestler simply because they do not have a thingy. We still feel that women’s and men’s matches should be kept separate except in the case of silly gimmick matches.
Third it should be noted that in FRW official standings, Setheron has been moved to the bottom of the heap due to his unsportsmanlike behavior. We at Holstein Dairy Cows do not recognize such frivolities.
Now without any further ado, here are the rankings:
Christian Angers (All Star Champion)
Tommy Mack (Granite State Champion)
1. Vampire Setheron
2. Shane Sharpe
3. Panther Martin
4. Maverick Wild
5. Steven Marriott
6. Dr. Heresy
7. Don Chesterfield
8. Frankie Arion
9. Matt Spectro
10. Master Flesh
12. Guthrie O’Dwyer [tie]
Vanity Vixen [tie]
13. Dave Baron
14. Tom Lydel
15. Antonio Thomas
Lots of news to cover before we get to the rankings:
First of all, the competition has become so fierce in Front Row Wrestling that there are many many wrestlers contending for the FRW gold. Therefore, this month we have extended the ratings to 15 individuals. This may be for this month alone depending on how it looks next month.
Next is the addition of Vanity Vixen into the ratings. At first we were thinking of leaving her off because, while we support and encourage woman wrestling in the FRW, we are strong advocates of keeping the women’s division separate from the men’s division. But then when we reviewed the rules for HDC rankings, which simply state “One point for every victory wrestling as a single,” we decided that leaving Vanity Vixen off the rankings would go completely against everything we stand for here at Holstein Dairy Cows and everything dairy cows stand for in general. There is no need to exclude a wrestler simply because they do not have a thingy. We still feel that women’s and men’s matches should be kept separate except in the case of silly gimmick matches.
Third it should be noted that in FRW official standings, Setheron has been moved to the bottom of the heap due to his unsportsmanlike behavior. We at Holstein Dairy Cows do not recognize such frivolities.
Now without any further ado, here are the rankings:
Christian Angers (All Star Champion)
Tommy Mack (Granite State Champion)
1. Vampire Setheron
2. Shane Sharpe
3. Panther Martin
4. Maverick Wild
5. Steven Marriott
6. Dr. Heresy
7. Don Chesterfield
8. Frankie Arion
9. Matt Spectro
10. Master Flesh
12. Guthrie O’Dwyer [tie]
Vanity Vixen [tie]
13. Dave Baron
14. Tom Lydel
15. Antonio Thomas