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Post by grandwizard on Mar 11, 2008 10:48:53 GMT -5
Well,
Maverick Wild is smiling today as it has been announced officially that the Grand Wizard of Wrestling along with several of his flock will make their debut amongst the crowd at the FRW event in Rochester this Friday. The Wizard will be there in all his splendid haberdashery including his $2000 suit, his handmade turban, his $500 shades and of course the best matching set of clothes ever put together. Joining the Wizard will be.........Yes, indeed, the NATCA BOY Ric Flair along with the fearsome El Gigante. It is quite possible that the stable will also include Sabu as well as Announcer Boy, ready to take over for Georgie.
As predicted in an earlier post, as soon as the Legends realized that their enemies would actually come to Rochester, their forces have begun to run for the hills. So the Wizard understands now that Legend #2, the Drunken Master will not be in attendance, nor will Legend #3. In their place will be the Cutout David Wells, who throughout the evening will sit their looking no different than the cardboard signs that dot the arena.
Everyone who knows their wrestling understands that The Grand Wizard of Wrestling is indeed the #1 wrestling manager of all time. There are several managers in the FRW and the Grand Wizards holds the full expectation that each of them will come over and pay homage to the Wizard as a proper show of respect.
Meanwhile, Maverick Wild will be seeing visions of dollar signs running through his eyes as the fans in the Seacoast hear once and for all, that the Wizard is back. In fact, the Wizard insists that Maverick contact the National Guard to assure that the Wizard will not be too overrun with fans wishing for his autograph. So look for the Stable in full dress this Friday night at Rochester. Hopefully the Wizard will be able to secure front row seats.
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Post by Thomas Jefferson on Mar 11, 2008 12:34:50 GMT -5
It be righteous not for me to applaud your pomposity, nor your arrogance, sir. It fits me as a gentleman of the highest caliber to note that you are seemingly well-bred and cultured, so that you too, might comprehend the massive undertakings of a such a revolution. Be it curtailed beneath the massive undoings, then one ventures to ponder on the true miscreants that function upon these gatherings.
But rest assured, sir Wizard, that thou and thine kin retain the support and adoration of one Thomas Jefferson. For had it not been for the many...the Paul Reveres, the William Dawes, the Adams, both John and Samuel, the Benjamin Franklins...it seem uncouth to think it, but perchance, there would that existence would lack the creation of these United States, and global communities as a whole shalt be lead to anguish and bleak future. You, sir, as well as thine kin, shall forever be known as the Sons of Grappling Liberty, that you may forever forward the masses into the saving graces of Front Row Wrestling, which lay guarded in the bosom of one Maverick Wild.
Godspeed to you, kind sir. The laurels of victory lie not far over yonder.
Humbly and in the most highest regards, Thomas Jefferson
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Post by pmoholland on Mar 11, 2008 13:08:09 GMT -5
YEP AND SOON PIGS WILL FLY AND THEY'LL BE PEACE ON EARTH AND I'LL HIT THE LOTTERY TONIGHT ACTIUALLY I HAVE BETTER ODDS ON THE LOTTERY THEN YOU JABRONES PUTTING THE LEGENDS OUT EH EH NOT HAPPING SUNSHINE, WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED YOU JUST DONT KNOW IT YET....THOSE WHO ARE UNAWARE THEY ARE WALKING IN DARKNESS SHALL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT... THE STABLE WILL DISAPEAR AGAIN BWAHAHAHAHA...
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Post by grandwizard on Mar 11, 2008 14:25:05 GMT -5
The Grand Wizard humbly welcomes the orations of support from the President of FRW and indeed, the very best President of these United States. Let it be known that the Wizard has no intention of challenging the status of Mr. Jefferson, as the Wizard recognizes that it is only Mr. Jefferson with whom the Grand Wizard could carry on a reasonably equal conversation. And yes, the Wizard agrees with Thomas's insight about the miscreants that dot the Rochester arena. Hopefully, the Wizard will successfully avoid their horrid breath. Thank you very much President Jefferson. The Wizard remains your humble servant. A small request to TJ.......with your powers might you please imprison pmoholland for his treasonness statements?
The Grand Wizard of Wrestling
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Post by pmoholland on Mar 11, 2008 16:07:30 GMT -5
ooooo im shaking already i wont hold my breath to long waiting...oh yeah send me a coach to bring me to the matches friday and maybe i'll forgive your lack of respect for the master of oldschool.
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Post by doverlegend1 on Mar 11, 2008 22:14:50 GMT -5
There must have been a swinging time here z.about.com/d/gaytravel/1/0/P/4/-/-/Yellow_Monkey.jpg for the Gizzard and that slave luvin Thomas Jefferson ! Two peas in a pod so to speak ! The last song they listened to before the HOMAGE and GOODTIMES was this one ca.geocities.com/p0pt4r7/music/-Real/Wham-WakeMeUpBeforeYouGoGo.ram as they gazed into the picture of there heros images.aahceleb.com//poster/Wham/10043828.jpg So i would suggest that YES ..Maverick should call out the National Gaurd just to protect and save all of the fans in Rochester from having to cast there eyes on whatever plans were concocted in that seedy motel in maine ! EL BUCKWHEAT..... THE TIN FOIL CHAMPION......SABU THE TALABAN OIL MAN....and ANNOUNCER BOY ( who for your sake better not be Pinkham if you know whats good for you ) are all the more reason that this crazy lunatic in a turban should be locked up and the key thrown away ! Two plus years of rage has been building and now its days away !
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Post by security1 on Mar 12, 2008 10:39:04 GMT -5
Mav dont need the National Guard because im there! HAHA
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Post by Thomas Jefferson on Mar 12, 2008 10:49:47 GMT -5
All rise for the Honorable Thomas Jefferson.
Be it brought to attention via citizens of most upstanding manner that one PMOHOLLAND be in severe disregard of the statutes and bylaws of this meeting. Without further hesitation, I denounce, in rights of a Commander in Chief, and henceforth resolve Mr. HOLLAND's rights of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.
Be it official and known throughout the lands, Mr. HOLLAND, thine days of chicanery be few and numbered!
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Post by pmoholland on Mar 12, 2008 12:49:59 GMT -5
yep im really shaking in my boots now.come on down to bad street you might as well call the Army or the United States Marines, 'cause can't nobody handle this Badstreet scene.
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Post by frwfallguy on Mar 12, 2008 13:04:27 GMT -5
Mav dont need the National Guard because im there! HAHA True...I have securtity (T-Roy) and the town mandated patrol officer. Trust me...I just got done sending the check overnight to the Rochester PD. PS: For the love of God, no one hassle the cop or they'll start making me pick up 2 a show at $190 per officer.
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Post by pmoholland on Mar 12, 2008 13:16:44 GMT -5
oh yeah its mr moholland not holland even though i use to drive the dutch girls crazy & the germans - french - asian - latin.etc etc.
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Post by hollywoodgigante24 on Mar 12, 2008 15:09:41 GMT -5
AP- Rochester, NH Dewey Canvasback, FRW Staff Reporter
"WIZARD and STABLE: IN PUBLIC EYE ONCE AGAIN" ****************************************** In a recent announcement that has surely shocked the Rochester FRW faithful, the Grand Wizard and Stable of Assassins have scheduled their long-waited return to the graces of ringside for Friday, March 14th.
The planned attendance marks the first in nearly 2 years for the Stable, and they seem ready to make an impression.
When asked about this upcoming appearance, the "Nature Boy" said, "Let me tell you something...it is special man...it is a long time coming, and I will be ready to style and profile! It is gonna be a long night in Rochester!"
The Natureboy will not be alone, as he will be joined by long-time Stable member, and tag-team partner, "Hollywood Gigante" and of course, the ever stylish "Grand Wizard". Also possibly joining the Stable on Friday evening are "Announcer Boy" and "Double A".
"Regardless of how many we are in numbers, Rochester will feel the excitement running through their veins...they'll be screaming for more, hours after we've left the building...that you can bank on!" said Hollywood Gigante, when asked about the Stable's planned attendance this Friday night.
A question on many minds must be, just how will the Rochester faithful react to such a presence? The Grand Wizard had this to say, "Well clearly, to the layperson, which will be approximately 96% of the derelicts in attendance this Friday night, I am sure confusion, shock and awe will be chief among their facial expressions. But, I don't really give a crap how they react. We are simply here to bring the FRW to a new level, something no one has seemed to succeed at thus far. Thus, we will be there to leave our mark, and of course, raise the aggregate IQ in the room!"
Big words from a very powerful man...who leads a very powerful group. This Friday night should prove to be a very entertaining, enlightening and at a very minimum humorous night for those in attendance. We can only hope that the wrestlers will feed off this excitement and raise their games for a great night of athletic entertainment.
This is Dewey Canvasback, and that is how the elbow drops!
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Post by Tauron Nox on Mar 12, 2008 17:16:45 GMT -5
Just in case anyone is curious, I'm paying to watch the wrestlers, not the crowd. Please don't interfere with my viewing pleasure.
Thank You
PS
I was always more of a Freddie Blassie fan.
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Post by Benjamin Franklin on Mar 12, 2008 17:29:29 GMT -5
It be righteous not for me to applaud your pomposity, nor your arrogance, sir. It fits me as a gentleman of the highest caliber to note that you are seemingly well-bred and cultured, so that you too, might comprehend the massive undertakings of a such a revolution. Be it curtailed beneath the massive undoings, then one ventures to ponder on the true miscreants that function upon these gatherings. But rest assured, sir Wizard, that thou and thine kin retain the support and adoration of one Thomas Jefferson. For had it not been for the many...the Paul Reveres, the William Dawes, the Adams, both John and Samuel, the Benjamin Franklins...it seem uncouth to think it, but perchance, there would that existence would lack the creation of these United States, and global communities as a whole shalt be lead to anguish and bleak future. You, sir, as well as thine kin, shall forever be known as the Sons of Grappling Liberty, that you may forever forward the masses into the saving graces of Front Row Wrestling, which lay guarded in the bosom of one Maverick Wild. Godspeed to you, kind sir. The laurels of victory lie not far over yonder. Humbly and in the most highest regards, Thomas Jefferson As always Thomas, you are speaking out of your rear end. Perhaps a lesson in humility is in order?
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Post by security1 on Mar 12, 2008 17:37:59 GMT -5
Just in case anyone is curious, I'm paying to watch the wrestlers, not the crowd. Please don't interfere with my viewing pleasure. Thank You PS I was always more of a Freddie Blassie fan. Dont worry I got em under control...unless i get laid out by mav again...hmmm
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