Special Announcement: Grand Wizard of Wrestling

[grandwizard]

Knaves and Sycophants,

The Grand Wizard wishes to inform the fans of FRW in Rochester that the Wizard is in heavy negotiations with his Flock, including Ric Flair, to attend the March 14th show in Rochester. The Wizard and Flair have not appeared in the Seacoast since the demise of a rival operation in the Seacoast operation. They have allowed the offensive Dover Legends to rule among the fans at FRW events......those days may well be over if the Wizard is successful in convincing Flair and the Giant to return on March 14 in full costume. Sethoran and most of all Ms. Vanity Vixen will be delighted to welcome her favorite beau, the Grand Wizard back to the seats around the squared circle. The Wizard would also hope to say hello and pay homage to the current classiest act of all, President Thomas Jefferson.

The Grand Wizard fully expects that when the Legends of Dover read this post, a convenient excuse for them missing the show will arise. Or perhaps, Maverick Wild will decide to cancel the show altogether, fearing that the crowd will simply be too large once the fans realize that the Grand Wizard is coming back. Hope to see all on the 14th.

The Grand Wizard of Wrestling

[frwfallguy]

Feb 28, 2008 21:01:15 GMT -5 grandwizard said:

Or perhaps, Maverick Wild will decide to cancel the show altogether, fearing that the crowd will simply be too large once the fans realize that the Grand Wizard is coming back. Hope to see all on the 14th.

The Grand Wizard of Wrestling

Yeah...that would be awful if oodles and oodles of paying customers showed up.

As long as they've got money in their hands, you can bring along the Grand Wizard, the Grand Lizard, Grand Funk Railroad, Grand-ma was a rolling stone, Grand Mal Siezure and the entire populace of Grand-tham, NH and watch Steven Marriott defend the Grand-ite State Title.

[doverlegend1]

My..My...My The GIZZARD decides to raise his ugly head again
farm3.static.flickr.com/2154/2299479969_317ba11dee.jpg?v=0 Is this really the face that is going to bring so many fans to a FRW show or is it going to drive them away...the LEGENDS must go with the latter answer on that one ! I will give him kudos though for he is a highly educated individual who graduated from a local college at the top of his class.......behold his graduation picture which was unearthed in a recent excavation for a new sewer treatment plant farm4.static.flickr.com/3006/2300274934_253ceb2ce7_o.jpg and with more layers of scum that was dug up we also found out that he did try to be one of the coolest guys in his class
farm3.static.flickr.com/2019/2300274682_23645ae5f0.jpg?v=0 but for all its worth and in the end all he really turned out to be was this farm3.static.flickr.com/2060/2239679840_8f22871d26_o.jpg So go ahead and show up in march with the old rat pack....bring BUCKWHEAT and HAIRCLUB FOR MEN and maybe by now you will probably need an extra large bottle of VIAGRA before Vanity Vixen even thinks of sitting on your crotchety old leg !!! Let the battle begin !

[Thomas Jefferson]

Your homage is dothly noted, and shall be reimbursed in full at future notice.

[doverlegend1]

OMG..........We can just see the two of them now The Grand Gizzard farm3.static.flickr.com/2187/2300557074_08f094ac34_o.jpg and Thomas Jefferson farm3.static.flickr.com/2253/2300556980_ded0bc94d9_o.jpg arm and arm with some George Micheal records heading into the back door of the Yellow Monkey in Ogunquit maine for some HOMAGE and QUALITY time together !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grandwizard]

Legend 1:

The Grand Wizard had nearly forgotten about your best skill......that of digging your grave deeper and deeper as you provide an endless display of bizarre photographs and latent homophobic commentaries. The Wizard would think that you would be praising Him for allowing you nearly two years of being in the fan spotlight at FRW events. Now that those days are numbered, the Grand One understands your desperate but ever so transparent attempts to defile the image of the Wizard. It is most shameful that in the process of display your deranged and misplaced lunacy, you insist on insulting our nation's best president, Thomas Jefferson, and his impeccable commitment to the highest sexual ethics and morals.....not to mention his amazing silver tongued oratory. Count the days Legend.....they are numbered for you and your drunken friend.

The Grand Wizard of Wrestling

PS: And Flair says......Beware.....Whooooooo!!!

[doverlegend1]

For now i laugh in your general direction and the Drunken Master sends his regards!!!!!
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[jayredneckh]

it's good to see that the outsiders{wash ups} will be returning to ring side I must admit that the old wise dover ones have become a favorite of the fans hope the retirement community making a presence at the show will require the doctor to keep more wheel chairs on hand and stockpile the porta potties