Post by Thomas Jefferson on Feb 26, 2008 22:50:11 GMT -5
Salutations to thine wayward kin, men of legendary status in Dover!
You claim adherence and respect for myself, and in that regard, I do most humbly oblige with severe gratitude. I am but the great servant of these united people, in heresoever my hand remains firm but my pen stayeth in constant and verbose exercise.
Be it known that whilst I revel in your most gracious offering of flattery as much as I disdain in Mr. Maverick Wild's gracious offering of flatulence, I must there for in decline it. Since the evening where Sir Jonathan Vegas and Mssr. Justin Shaype tarried amongst thineselves, my own self requires the strength of the whole East India Company's Marine Corps. to lift me from my dreaded sorrows. How could such a cohseive unit have broken down so succintly?
I could choose to weep, truly, the notion has crossed upon my brow many a time. In lieu of transforming into a "girl thingy-man", it is my most supreme duty, in the trifecta of honor, valor and upstanding morality to issue this edict:
Mssr. Justin Shaype, your ways of Benedict Arnoldry shall not be tolerated by this Chief Executive. If thou wishes to retain thine most heretical of actions, I shall be force to intervene.
In the most physical of senses.
With sincerest regards,
Thomas Jefferson
You claim adherence and respect for myself, and in that regard, I do most humbly oblige with severe gratitude. I am but the great servant of these united people, in heresoever my hand remains firm but my pen stayeth in constant and verbose exercise.
Be it known that whilst I revel in your most gracious offering of flattery as much as I disdain in Mr. Maverick Wild's gracious offering of flatulence, I must there for in decline it. Since the evening where Sir Jonathan Vegas and Mssr. Justin Shaype tarried amongst thineselves, my own self requires the strength of the whole East India Company's Marine Corps. to lift me from my dreaded sorrows. How could such a cohseive unit have broken down so succintly?
I could choose to weep, truly, the notion has crossed upon my brow many a time. In lieu of transforming into a "girl thingy-man", it is my most supreme duty, in the trifecta of honor, valor and upstanding morality to issue this edict:
Mssr. Justin Shaype, your ways of Benedict Arnoldry shall not be tolerated by this Chief Executive. If thou wishes to retain thine most heretical of actions, I shall be force to intervene.
In the most physical of senses.
With sincerest regards,
Thomas Jefferson
