Post by josephine on Nov 20, 2007 0:12:39 GMT -5
Below is the original text of a rant of Thomas Jefferson, for anyone who is having trouble understanding what the hell he's talking about... I've decided I have enough free time to translate:
In bold will be the place where i have exchanged his words for new ones.
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Tyranny, and its most foul of step-siblings, oligarchy, slowly reveal their most treacherous visages to your eyes. Now, in this course of professional wrestling, ties that connect men grow stressed, threatening an ending. The Laws of Nature entitle mankind to the cause, no, the reason for their continued prevalence on this, the most sacred ground of all humanity.
Therefore, let it be known from this day forward, that all men are not created equal. One man stands before us all, endowed by the Creator with certain awesome abilities. He stands to forever remain as the most splendid speaker, genuinely handsome and more so than not, the greatest gifted athletically promising entertainer that Creation has put forth.
From here on in, shall it ring from silver tops of mountains to the dark chasms of the abyss, that there is one man who truly stands above the huddled masses, yearning to breathe free. He ise the one worthy for divine air, he alone is the one whom exhibits finer talent than King George Himself. Jonny Vegas be is his name, and with this declaration, it is therefore been pledged that we, as a people, shall stand and defend alongside our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.
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So basically he's saying that the rest of you wrestlers are worthless and child-like barbarians and Johnny Vegas is the only reprimandable one.
I do like Johnny Vegas, but this is just going too far, not to mention, if he wanted to get his message across to us all clearly he should use modern English - be it bastardized, stolen, mixed, cut and pasted, and henceforth unchivalrious.
See Jefferson? I can make up words too!
In bold will be the place where i have exchanged his words for new ones.
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Tyranny, and its most foul of step-siblings, oligarchy, slowly reveal their most treacherous visages to your eyes. Now, in this course of professional wrestling, ties that connect men grow stressed, threatening an ending. The Laws of Nature entitle mankind to the cause, no, the reason for their continued prevalence on this, the most sacred ground of all humanity.
Therefore, let it be known from this day forward, that all men are not created equal. One man stands before us all, endowed by the Creator with certain awesome abilities. He stands to forever remain as the most splendid speaker, genuinely handsome and more so than not, the greatest gifted athletically promising entertainer that Creation has put forth.
From here on in, shall it ring from silver tops of mountains to the dark chasms of the abyss, that there is one man who truly stands above the huddled masses, yearning to breathe free. He ise the one worthy for divine air, he alone is the one whom exhibits finer talent than King George Himself. Jonny Vegas be is his name, and with this declaration, it is therefore been pledged that we, as a people, shall stand and defend alongside our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.
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So basically he's saying that the rest of you wrestlers are worthless and child-like barbarians and Johnny Vegas is the only reprimandable one.
I do like Johnny Vegas, but this is just going too far, not to mention, if he wanted to get his message across to us all clearly he should use modern English - be it bastardized, stolen, mixed, cut and pasted, and henceforth unchivalrious.
See Jefferson? I can make up words too!
