Thomas Jefferson
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It's party time. P-A-R-T. Why? Cuz I gotta.
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Post by Thomas Jefferson on Nov 6, 2007 0:22:49 GMT -5
Tyranny, and its most foul of step-siblings, oligarchy, slowly reveal their most treacherous visages to thine viewing. Now, in this course of grappling professionalism, ties that connect men grow harrowed, threatening dissolution. The Laws of Nature entitle mankind to the cause, nay, the reason for their continued prevalence on this, the most hallowed ground of all humanity.
Henceforth, let it be known from this day forward, that all men are not created equal. One man stands before us all, endowed by the Creator with certain unalienable abilities. He stands to forever remain as the most splendid orator, veritably pulchritudinous and more so than naught, the greatest gifted athletically promising entertainer that Creation has put forth.
From here on in, shall it ring from silver tops of mountains to the dark chasms of the abyss, that there is one man who truly stands above the huddled masses, yearning to breathe free. He be the one worthy for thine divine air, he alone is the one whom exhibits finer talent than King George Himself. Jonathan Vegas be is his name, and with this declaration, it is henceforth been pledged that we, as a people, shall stand and defend alongside our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.
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Post by pmoholland on Nov 6, 2007 8:47:54 GMT -5
uggg lord phew just wiped the vomit from my mouth please put this guy out of his misery speaking of misery like to put a 2 by 4 in his mouth and hobbling it.wretch
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Post by pmoholland on Nov 6, 2007 8:49:46 GMT -5
we need lanny poffo and his poetry back, anything but this putrid diatribe.
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Thomas Jefferson
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It's party time. P-A-R-T. Why? Cuz I gotta.
Posts: 49
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Post by Thomas Jefferson on Nov 6, 2007 11:19:51 GMT -5
we need lanny poffo and his poetry back, anything but this putrid diatribe. Present your fistifcuffs, uncultured swine! Thine behind needeth tanning, a job best served unto the foot of Thomas Jefferson!
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Post by Johnny Vegas on Nov 6, 2007 11:54:21 GMT -5
Thomas Jefferson indeed speaks the truth. I am truly gifted and show it daily. "Fabulous" Johnny Vegas is one-of-a-kind...a true hero to all!!! You must treat me with RESPECT! I deserve it... I DEMAND IT!!! Take a lesson from a great President, Thomas Jefferson...and listen to what he preaches. Justin Shaype and I will be taking on Chunky but Stupid on Saturday Night, November 17th... Fire up the jet...Johnny Vegas is comin' to town!
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Thomas Jefferson
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It's party time. P-A-R-T. Why? Cuz I gotta.
Posts: 49
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Post by Thomas Jefferson on Nov 8, 2007 16:45:13 GMT -5
Hear, hear, Jonathan! Thine cultured words reach my own ears as a complete orchestral melody. Perchance, in the nearest of futures, I shall recognized at one of these grappling events and award unto you, Mssr. Vegas, the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
I should also care to add that Steven Marriot is clearly Joseph Eastman's managerial superior.
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Post by pmoholland on Nov 9, 2007 9:55:34 GMT -5
sweet mother of god the only metals that should be handed out is a metal chair over your noggins, t.j. back off the snuff its doing serious brain damage i'll send the men in the white coats to bring you back to rubber sthingy land.
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Post by doverlegend1 on Nov 10, 2007 12:44:40 GMT -5
Looks like T.J. has been locked up tooooo long in monticello with his love of snuff and young dark complected female laborers and has now become delusionary about a washed up lounge singer ! HHHMMMM .....a medal of freedom? i think you need to give that to the people you harbor in your domed castle ! Vegas has left the building and the crowd chants....thank you, thank you very much !!!!!!! www.fiftiesweb.com/elvis/elvis.wav
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Post by pmoholland on Nov 10, 2007 16:08:35 GMT -5
THE ONLY THING MARRIOT IS SUPERIOR IN IS OBESITY & SHORTNESS LOL.
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Post by pmoholland on Nov 10, 2007 16:16:16 GMT -5
THE ONLY TANNING GOING ON IS THAT SKIN OF YOURS FROM THE 100+ YEARS DIRT NAP
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Post by josephine on Nov 19, 2007 3:40:06 GMT -5
In the future "Thomas Jefferson" please remeber that you are mentally insane and have a critical need for psychiatric help. Typing on message boards in strange toungues like that has nothing to do with wrestling.
If you're such a fan of Johnny Vegas, why aren't you at the shows in dress?
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Post by pmoholland on Nov 19, 2007 18:29:19 GMT -5
TY JOSEPHINE A LADY OF FINE UP BRINGING AND INTELLIGENCE I DO SAY GLAD TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE.
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Post by josephine on Nov 19, 2007 19:16:20 GMT -5
Nice to meet you too. I say we bug this guy until he shows up to one of our shows in dress!
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Post by pmoholland on Nov 19, 2007 19:20:33 GMT -5
I AGREE 100% LOL.
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Post by josephine on Nov 20, 2007 0:00:29 GMT -5
What do you say Mr. Jefferson? Are you up to #1 fan standards?
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