Post by frwfallguy on Apr 15, 2007 0:03:19 GMT -5
Front Row Wrestling returned to Claremont, New Hampshire to a small but appreciative crowd. Referees were Mike Crockett, John Colby and Holyoke Joe. Ring announcer was Muttonchops Guthrie. Stretcher attendants for the stretcher match were Chunky But Funky.
1. Chunky but Funky (“ Moondog” DJ Baron and “Top Rope” Sonny Goodspeed) beat the team of Steve Marriott and Shane Sharpe (with Johnny Vegas).
2. Christian Angers retained the Granite State title in a hard fought battle against Matt Spectro.
3. Psycho beat Dr. Heresy in an insane battle that included a basketball hoop shoot playoff, some Legos, and a 2x4 wearing a sock.
4. Frankie Armadillo beat the Duke of Elephants Don Chesterfield (w/Marriott) after Frankie was brutally beaten with some fresh roses that a fan had brought for him.
5. Vampire Setheron (with Vanity Vixen) beat Master Flesh (with his valet) by disqualification after the valet’s puppies got loose.
6. Panther Martin and Tommy Mack retained the tag belts against Johnny Vegas and Justin Shaype (with Steve Marriott.)
7. Maverick Wild lost the stretcher match, and about two pints of blood, to Kid Krazy (w/Dr. Everett Payne) in a battle for the FRW All Star title. It looked to me like Mav was cut open when Krazy hit him with the timekeeper’s bell. Wait till you see the pictures.
Credit to Jack Diamond of www.theburninghammer.com for the above results.
Front Row Wrestling’s next show will be May 18 in Rochester, NH.
Just a couple of quick notes...
-The crowd was about 85 people, most of which constituted ticket buyers. Financially speaking, pretty much a break even proposition.
-During the Sethoran/Master Flesh match, there was an inadvertent "wardrobe malfunction" with Master Flesh's second. We wholeheartedly apologize for this.
-There was a ton of blood in the last match. That we don't apologize for. It may seem odd to some people that we would apologize profusely for 4 seconds of booby but not for a rough match. Wrestling has no "rating" system. However, there are certain reasonable expectations and assumptions as to what may happen during a match in a cage, or a chain match… or a stretcher match. We didn’t advertise “Come see buxom ladies possibly losing their tops and showing nipple!”, so we apologize for that. What we did advertise is a match that obviously has the potential for a high violence content. You don't go to a "Demolition Derby" and expect to see massively expensive cars driven by expert drivers...you expect to see guys slamming into each other in the station wagon that was on blocks in the back yard for the last 8 months.
-There will be no pictures of the aftermath of the main event on this site, as we feel they are too graphic to post on a website easily viewable by children.
FRW Fall Guy
1. Chunky but Funky (“ Moondog” DJ Baron and “Top Rope” Sonny Goodspeed) beat the team of Steve Marriott and Shane Sharpe (with Johnny Vegas).
2. Christian Angers retained the Granite State title in a hard fought battle against Matt Spectro.
3. Psycho beat Dr. Heresy in an insane battle that included a basketball hoop shoot playoff, some Legos, and a 2x4 wearing a sock.
4. Frankie Armadillo beat the Duke of Elephants Don Chesterfield (w/Marriott) after Frankie was brutally beaten with some fresh roses that a fan had brought for him.
5. Vampire Setheron (with Vanity Vixen) beat Master Flesh (with his valet) by disqualification after the valet’s puppies got loose.
6. Panther Martin and Tommy Mack retained the tag belts against Johnny Vegas and Justin Shaype (with Steve Marriott.)
7. Maverick Wild lost the stretcher match, and about two pints of blood, to Kid Krazy (w/Dr. Everett Payne) in a battle for the FRW All Star title. It looked to me like Mav was cut open when Krazy hit him with the timekeeper’s bell. Wait till you see the pictures.
Credit to Jack Diamond of www.theburninghammer.com for the above results.
Front Row Wrestling’s next show will be May 18 in Rochester, NH.
Just a couple of quick notes...
-The crowd was about 85 people, most of which constituted ticket buyers. Financially speaking, pretty much a break even proposition.
-During the Sethoran/Master Flesh match, there was an inadvertent "wardrobe malfunction" with Master Flesh's second. We wholeheartedly apologize for this.
-There was a ton of blood in the last match. That we don't apologize for. It may seem odd to some people that we would apologize profusely for 4 seconds of booby but not for a rough match. Wrestling has no "rating" system. However, there are certain reasonable expectations and assumptions as to what may happen during a match in a cage, or a chain match… or a stretcher match. We didn’t advertise “Come see buxom ladies possibly losing their tops and showing nipple!”, so we apologize for that. What we did advertise is a match that obviously has the potential for a high violence content. You don't go to a "Demolition Derby" and expect to see massively expensive cars driven by expert drivers...you expect to see guys slamming into each other in the station wagon that was on blocks in the back yard for the last 8 months.
-There will be no pictures of the aftermath of the main event on this site, as we feel they are too graphic to post on a website easily viewable by children.
FRW Fall Guy