Post by doverlegend1 on Jun 18, 2009 18:18:11 GMT -5
Hours away from tomorrow night and i have been so busy this week with profits being up at Legends inc. but i have now been overwelmed with the aroma of a rotting , fat , butter dripping crustacean who goes by the name of Lobsterman ! After last months racial outbursts by this obese bottom feeder i would consider him a very lucky overweight crawdad that the Drunken Master will not be present at tomorrow nights UE- 3 event . But all of the Legends seats are reserved and with one being vacant we may have something in store for the only two "SHAMS" in FRW ................ The Lobsterman ( alias FAT F**K ) and his puppet Tough Talk Tony Spencer ( alias DIAPERMAN )
UE-3 2009 winner.........Brutal Bob Evans......
If first you don't succeed ..... kick there ass!!!!!!
Post by Tough Talk Tony Spencer on Jun 18, 2009 20:18:42 GMT -5
You have every reason to be jealous of the success of both Lobsterman and myself. We are both highly intelligent, well-read, cultured and wealthy individuals. You, sir, are the epitome of the scum and dust that occupies the furthest insides of my wrestling boots. You subhuman life forms may learn a few things if you actually sat back and listened to what a great man like Lobsterman has to say. As a matter of fact, I guarantee if you actually had a brain, and could comprehend both intellects, you just might be able to become a better person.
Listen, what you need is a serious dose of a medicine only I can provide. A medicine so potent, it's banned in the Baltic States and several European Union nations, a remedy so miraculous it is spoken of only in whispers by those who dream of it...that cure is called Tough Talk. Your first dose? It's on the house!