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Post by Tough Talk Tony Spencer on Mar 16, 2009 9:55:06 GMT -5
To all the scum that reads this message, fans and wrestlers alike: let it be known that I, Tough Talk Tony Spencer, have graciously agreed to give you some psychoanalytical insight into the minds of some of Front Row Wrestling's most premier wrestling all stars.
It's too bad there's only one true all-star: ME.
Well, dirtbags, let's take a gander at old Maverick Wild. And by old, I mean...well, let's just say that when Maverick tells Bible stories, it's because he was THERE. So not only does he have an age inferiority complex, but he's rude, obnoxious, nauseous and an all-around chooch monkey who does not seem to know when it's time to hang up the boots for good.
Such a shame - I see these types of guys on every show I've ever wrestled on. They come in, get beaten in five minutes in the opening contest by a young up-and-comer, and sit back while Tony Spencer enjoys the main event spotlight.
You can just tell by the shape of Mav's skull he isn't quite human. My guess is he's some remnant of a Cro-Magnon or neanderthal ancestor that we all at one time shared; however, Mav exemplifies neanderthals to their fullest extent; his knuckles drag on the ground, his knees buckle at the slightest strain and he's dumber than anyone who thought OJ was innocent.
So Maverick, I'm going to do you a favor. I'm going to help you...help yourself! Yes, Mav, I will be so kind and generous as to help you realize it's time for you to pack up and hit the road, Jack. Just one of the many small services from Front Row's resident self help specialist....me, Tough Talk Tony Spencer!
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Post by superstarml on Mar 16, 2009 17:34:19 GMT -5
I look forward to Mav's response.
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Post by pmoholland on Mar 17, 2009 11:54:41 GMT -5
BEING BEATING BY ETAHN MASTERS IS NOTHING TO BE ASHMED ABOUT HE IS 1 TOUGH DUDE HE AINT NO JOBBER THATS FOR DAM SURE YOU ON THE OTHER HAND ARE A TWIT AND A STOOGE ONLY TIME YOU SHOW A MODICOM OF GUTS IS WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR LITTLE BUDDIES AROUND TO RUN INTERFERENCE,AS FOR FRIDAY NIGHT YOU AND THAT LITTLE WEASEL JOEY EASTMEN HE WENT TO THE RIGHT CITY CHICAGO BOTH BLOW ALOT OF WIND YOU 2 WINDBAGS IS ABOUT WHAT YOUR GOOD FOR BLOWING HOTAIR YOU 2 COULD HAVE FLOATED THE HINDENBURG AND THE GOODYEAR BLIMP.HEY EASTMAN I GUESS PIMPING AINT EASY HAHAHAHAHA
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Post by Tough Talk Tony Spencer on Mar 17, 2009 12:22:22 GMT -5
BEING BEATING BY ETAHN MASTERS IS NOTHING TO BE ASHMED ABOUT HE IS 1 TOUGH DUDE HE AINT NO JOBBER THATS FOR DAM SURE YOU ON THE OTHER HAND ARE A TWIT AND A STOOGE ONLY TIME YOU SHOW A MODICOM OF GUTS IS WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR LITTLE BUDDIES AROUND TO RUN INTERFERENCE,AS FOR FRIDAY NIGHT YOU AND THAT LITTLE WEASEL JOEY EASTMEN HE WENT TO THE RIGHT CITY CHICAGO BOTH BLOW ALOT OF WIND YOU 2 WINDBAGS IS ABOUT WHAT YOUR GOOD FOR BLOWING HOTAIR YOU 2 COULD HAVE FLOATED THE HINDENBURG AND THE GOODYEAR BLIMP.HEY EASTMAN I GUESS PIMPING AINT EASY HAHAHAHAHA The only thing that's going to float the Hindenburg and the Goodyear Blimp is the wasted air that your disgusting oral orifice spews on this board. Nothing you say ever makes any sense or is in any way, shape or form coherent. Do me favor...book an introductory session with me so we can sit down and help you realize that I'm great, you're not and you deserve my pity.
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Post by pmoholland on Mar 17, 2009 13:44:00 GMT -5
IF IT DONT MAKE SENSE THEN YOU NEED A FEW OF MY LESSONS SONNYBOY.
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Post by Tough Talk Tony Spencer on Mar 17, 2009 14:47:34 GMT -5
IF IT DONT MAKE SENSE THEN YOU NEED A FEW OF MY LESSONS SONNYBOY. Sonny Boy? No, sir, I believe you're thinking of the recently returned Sonny Goodspeed. He and I are not the same person. My name is Tough Talk Tony Spencer.
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Post by pmoholland on Mar 17, 2009 19:42:37 GMT -5
MORE LIKE GOBBLEDY GOOK WITH TONY SPENCER -OR PABLUM - SPEWTUM SO ON AND SO ON YOU GIVE US SO MUCH FODDER TO THROW AROUND AND GET US LAUGHING SO HARD THERES SURE TO BE TYPO'S LOL.
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Post by pmoholland on Mar 17, 2009 19:57:30 GMT -5
AND IF ANYONE NEEDS PITY ITS YOU POOR PITIFUL TWIT I ALMOST FEEL BAD FOR YOU THEN I THINK NOPE HE'S A DWEEB YOUR LIKE THE LITTLE RUNT WHO HANGS OUT WITH THE NEIGHBORHOOD BULLY CAUSE HE THINKS IT MAKES HIM COOL BUT ALL HE IS IS A GLORIFIED RAT WHO WHEN CONFRONTED GOES LIMBERTAIL BEHIND HIS GOON BUDDIES...
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Post by Tough Talk Tony Spencer on Mar 18, 2009 1:02:17 GMT -5
AND IF ANYONE NEEDS PITY ITS YOU POOR PITIFUL TWIT I ALMOST FEEL BAD FOR YOU THEN I THINK NOPE HE'S A DWEEB YOUR LIKE THE LITTLE RUNT WHO HANGS OUT WITH THE NEIGHBORHOOD BULLY CAUSE HE THINKS IT MAKES HIM COOL BUT ALL HE IS IS A GLORIFIED RAT WHO WHEN CONFRONTED GOES LIMBERTAIL BEHIND HIS GOON BUDDIES... I said it once and I don't think I need to repeat myself, but since you've presented yourself as a moron who needs thing repeated over and over and over again, print the next three lines out: Tony Spencer is Great.
I Am Not.
I Deserve His Pity.[/b]
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Post by pmoholland on Mar 18, 2009 15:46:44 GMT -5
YEP YOU DO HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM AND DR PHIL IS OUT OF THIS EQUATION MORE IN NEED OF SIGMUND FREUD.
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Post by pmoholland on Mar 21, 2009 7:28:32 GMT -5
NO YOU SEE YOU TAKE THAT NUMBER 10 SHINE IT UP REAL NICE TURN THAT SUCKA SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT UP YOUR MONKEY @$$ IF YOU SMELLLLLL WHAT THE DR IS COOKING.
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Post by pmoholland on Mar 21, 2009 7:31:26 GMT -5
PUT THE ABOVE IN THE WRONG THREAD ---NEVER MIND.
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