Post by Tough Talk Tony Spencer on Feb 18, 2009 9:41:40 GMT -5
You ungrateful mongrels! I've done nothing but work my butt off, pay my dues, eat hot dogs, give you sound advice and this is how you treat me?!? I'd like to see your two ton behinds in that ring, doing what I do!
Listen, what you need is a serious dose of a medicine only I can provide. A medicine so potent, it's banned in the Baltic States and several European Union nations, a remedy so miraculous it is spoken of only in whispers by those who dream of it...that cure is called Tough Talk. Your first dose? It's on the house!