Return of Grand Wizard and Stable is Official

[grandwizard]

The Grand Wizard is pleased to announce that he and his Stable of Assassins will officially be in Rochester March 13th to offset the continuing stench of the Dover Legends. Knowing that the matches were set for the unlucky Friday the 13th, owner Maverick Wild begged the Wizard to return to assure the type of sold out attendance that the Grand Wizard's last appearance brought. The Wizard is pondering a new turban or fez for the event. The new stable consists of those mentioned in a prior post and negotiations are ongoing for an appearance by Ric Flair as well.

Now that this appearance is official the Grand Wizard predicts that within days or weeks we will hear on this site how various members of the Dover Legends will not be able to make the show....most notably the Drunken Master. All historians know that while the Legends talk a good game, they fear the Grand Wizard and his Stable because of the tremendous fondness and attraction they bring to the arena.

The Grand Wizard has a special request........Please indicate if you would like to receive an autographed photo of the Grand Wizard at the show. He wants to be sure to bring enough so that his legion of fans will not be disappointed. Hopefully the Stable will rid the Rochester area of the Dover Legends once and for all.

Respectfully submitted,

The Grand Wizard of Wrestling (aka the dutiful servant of the most Honorable President Thomas Jefferson.

[Thomas Jefferson]

Ah, dutiful Wizard! Thine reference to mine own historical significance flatters me mostly; I shall look forward to your splendid visage at the subsequent grappling spectacular.

[pmoholland]

WHEN THE LEGENDS SAY THEY ARE SHOWING UP THEY SHOW UP, NOT ONCE IN A 2 YEAR PERIOD LIKE THE STABLE SO GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT AND LOOSEN UP THE TURBAN SO OXYGEN GETS TO YOUR GREY MATTER AND OMG THOMAS JEFFERSON ACTIUALLY HAS A VOICE AFTER COUPLE OF MONTHS WHAT A SHAME SHEESH JUST WHEN I THOUGHT HAPPY DAYS HAD COME FORTH THE DARKNESS SPEWS AGAIN LOL..I'LL GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT THAT YOU'LL ACTIUALLY WILL SHOW UP ON THE 13TH WHICH WILL BE YOUR GRAVE MISTAKE BECAUSE DR LEGEND WITH NURSE LEGEND AND THE BARRINGTON DUCHESS ME MUM WILL BE INFORCE IT WILL BE A HOT TIME IN THE OLE BARN THAT NIGHT OH AND TO MISTRESS BELMONT YOU WILL MEET YOUR MATCH WHEN YOU MEET EYE TO EYE WITH THE BARRINGTON DUCHESS...36 DAYS AND COUNTING FOR THE CARNAGE TO BE DEALT OUT TO THE STUMBLE OOOPS I MEAN STABLE.AUFWEIDERSEIN " UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN "

[doverlegend1]

Seems the weather this weekend could be warmer do to the HOT air blasting forth from the Gizzard's mouth ! It's great to see that you and Tommy J. are back together again , maybe you both can sell dvd's of how you spent the holidays together with each other
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and we thought the Yellow Monkey hotel was bad
A new turban or fez? I was kinda fond of this one
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farm3.static.flickr.com/2154/2299479969_317ba11dee_b.jpg it's just too hard to decide
Friday the 13th is coming and the American Legion in Rochester will be your camp crystal lake Gizzard !!!!
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[grandwizard]

Legend,

Toy with the Grand One all that you want.....it will only increase the emotional beatdown you will suffer at the Wizard's hands in Rochester. The Wizard can now report that he has finally purchased a fez which is large enough to cover the advanced cranial capacity of the immortal Grand Wizard of Wrestling. This fez will be debuted at the show.

Legend #1 and his merry band of losers better count their final days and enjoy them. The Crazed Assassin plans to put a final end to the Drunken Master's antics and if David Wells decides to show up, El Gigante (also with a new look and outfit) has a special plan for Wells, who obviously did NOT use steroids during his career.

So laugh it up while you can Legend #1. The Grand One is moving in for the final conquest.

Respectfully,

The Grand Wizard of Wrestling (friend and faithful servant of Sir Thomas Jefferson)

[pmoholland]

A FEZ LARGE ENOUGH BECAUSE OF THE EXPANDING GAS UP THERE DONT YOU HEED THE WARNINGS OF INHALEING TO MUCH HELIUM,AS FOR LAUGHING IT UP YOU GIVE US SO MUCH FODDER TO LAUGH ABOUT WITH YOUR EMPTY THREATS AND ALL THAT HOT AIR YOU EXPEL WHATS NOT TO LAUGH ABOUT LOL AND AS FOR THOMAS JEFFERSON DAM YOU 2 TOGETHER BE LIKE THE HINDENBERG DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN AGAIN ALL THAT GAS IN 1 PLACE LOL.

[crazedassassin]

Dover Legends, I hear your hearts beating deeply out of fear for the debut of The Crazed Assassin. I promise that I will make my destruction quick on the Drunken Master. I'm like death. I come like thief in the night. You never know I'm coming and by the time you realize I'm there it's too late. Beware of the Grand Wizard's Stable, total domination is eminent.

[pmoholland]

ANOTHER WANNABE WITH ILLUSIONS OF GRANDEUR