Post by Tough Talk Tony Spencer on Jan 10, 2010 20:29:54 GMT -5
To all your lower class scum,
On this, my hundredth day as Granite State Champion, I would like to thank the people who made it all happen. And those people are...ME. I'd like to thank no one but myself, for without my talent, ability and charm, I never would've made it to where I am today. Certainly I don't have to give you people any credit, as you've never supported me, never asked me for an autograph and never even thanked me.
So, here's to one hundred more days of "Tough Talk" Tony Spencer as the Granite State Champion...the rootinest, tootinest, smartest and most attractive champion this side of the Eerie Canal!
Listen, what you need is a serious dose of a medicine only I can provide. A medicine so potent, it's banned in the Baltic States and several European Union nations, a remedy so miraculous it is spoken of only in whispers by those who dream of it...that cure is called Tough Talk. Your first dose? It's on the house!