Post by Tough Talk Tony Spencer on Mar 16, 2009 9:55:06 GMT -5
To all the scum that reads this message, fans and wrestlers alike: let it be known that I, Tough Talk Tony Spencer, have graciously agreed to give you some psychoanalytical insight into the minds of some of Front Row Wrestling's most premier wrestling all stars.
It's too bad there's only one true all-star: ME.
Well, dirtbags, let's take a gander at old Maverick Wild. And by old, I mean...well, let's just say that when Maverick tells Bible stories, it's because he was THERE. So not only does he have an age inferiority complex, but he's rude, obnoxious, nauseous and an all-around chooch monkey who does not seem to know when it's time to hang up the boots for good.
Such a shame - I see these types of guys on every show I've ever wrestled on. They come in, get beaten in five minutes in the opening contest by a young up-and-comer, and sit back while Tony Spencer enjoys the main event spotlight.
You can just tell by the shape of Mav's skull he isn't quite human. My guess is he's some remnant of a Cro-Magnon or neanderthal ancestor that we all at one time shared; however, Mav exemplifies neanderthals to their fullest extent; his knuckles drag on the ground, his knees buckle at the slightest strain and he's dumber than anyone who thought OJ was innocent.
So Maverick, I'm going to do you a favor. I'm going to help you...help yourself! Yes, Mav, I will be so kind and generous as to help you realize it's time for you to pack up and hit the road, Jack. Just one of the many small services from Front Row's resident self help specialist....me, Tough Talk Tony Spencer!
It's too bad there's only one true all-star: ME.
Well, dirtbags, let's take a gander at old Maverick Wild. And by old, I mean...well, let's just say that when Maverick tells Bible stories, it's because he was THERE. So not only does he have an age inferiority complex, but he's rude, obnoxious, nauseous and an all-around chooch monkey who does not seem to know when it's time to hang up the boots for good.
Such a shame - I see these types of guys on every show I've ever wrestled on. They come in, get beaten in five minutes in the opening contest by a young up-and-comer, and sit back while Tony Spencer enjoys the main event spotlight.
You can just tell by the shape of Mav's skull he isn't quite human. My guess is he's some remnant of a Cro-Magnon or neanderthal ancestor that we all at one time shared; however, Mav exemplifies neanderthals to their fullest extent; his knuckles drag on the ground, his knees buckle at the slightest strain and he's dumber than anyone who thought OJ was innocent.
So Maverick, I'm going to do you a favor. I'm going to help you...help yourself! Yes, Mav, I will be so kind and generous as to help you realize it's time for you to pack up and hit the road, Jack. Just one of the many small services from Front Row's resident self help specialist....me, Tough Talk Tony Spencer!
