Post by grandwizard on Mar 14, 2009 7:17:17 GMT -5
The Grand Wizard and his vaunted Stable of Assassins triumphantly returned to Rochester Friday night and observed a wonderful night of outstanding matches. Upon returning the Stable was immediately ushered in by security through the back door so to avoid the predicted riot that might occur if they went through the front door where all the fans were waiting to get in. As promised by the integrity based Maverick Wild, the Stable were given their choice of seats prior to everyone else being admitted........and this included the wannabe Dover Legends, who immediately realized they were once again second fiddle to the Wizard's stable.
As predicted in an earlier post by the Wizard, the Legend's most clownish figure, The Drunken Master, bailed out once he heard the Wizard would be back.........a rare show of intelligence sadly not followed by Legend 1, 3, and the horrifying masked Wellsian figure known as Legend 4.
The incredibly wonderful evening was not without its uncomfortable moments. The well known fountain of misinformation, Dr. Moholland of Barrington, was left in stunned silence all night after his bride showed more than a passing interest in the irrissistable charms of the Grand Wizard. I think it would be safe to say, like so many others in the past, that the lovely Mrs. Moholland is smitten.
The Wizard wasted no time in immediately spreading out the money in his attempt to recruit a new member to the Stable, dressed in geen with a title belt, now known as the Vociferous One. Negotiations are ongoing and could result in a place at the Stable's Table for this new charismatic figure.
The Wizard was also busy negotiating requests to have the wildly popular Crazed Assassin join the ranks of FRW. At this time, the offers aren't high enough, but the Wizard understand why the owners would want the Assassin in the fold, as his "guns" clearly were larger than those of the other grapplers.
Finally, the Wizard and Stable were most pleased to spend some moments with the beautiful Vanity Vixen, who later participated in one of the highlight matches of the evening.
It has been reported that the Legend 1 left the event in a state of depression, went to a local bar, and spoke of retirement. The Wizard of course would support that notion.
The lone negative incident of the evening involved the pitiful and pathetic Joey Eastman begging the Grand Wizard for his coat as he was ushered from the arena by security. At one level, the Wizard understands that he is Eastman's role model but it was still rather sad. Perhaps Eastman realizes his days as a manager are numbered with the return of the Wizard, as Eastman spent some time singing during the intermission, perhaps foreshadowing a future career as a Rochester Lounge singer.
As predicted in an earlier post by the Wizard, the Legend's most clownish figure, The Drunken Master, bailed out once he heard the Wizard would be back.........a rare show of intelligence sadly not followed by Legend 1, 3, and the horrifying masked Wellsian figure known as Legend 4.
The incredibly wonderful evening was not without its uncomfortable moments. The well known fountain of misinformation, Dr. Moholland of Barrington, was left in stunned silence all night after his bride showed more than a passing interest in the irrissistable charms of the Grand Wizard. I think it would be safe to say, like so many others in the past, that the lovely Mrs. Moholland is smitten.
The Wizard wasted no time in immediately spreading out the money in his attempt to recruit a new member to the Stable, dressed in geen with a title belt, now known as the Vociferous One. Negotiations are ongoing and could result in a place at the Stable's Table for this new charismatic figure.
The Wizard was also busy negotiating requests to have the wildly popular Crazed Assassin join the ranks of FRW. At this time, the offers aren't high enough, but the Wizard understand why the owners would want the Assassin in the fold, as his "guns" clearly were larger than those of the other grapplers.
Finally, the Wizard and Stable were most pleased to spend some moments with the beautiful Vanity Vixen, who later participated in one of the highlight matches of the evening.
It has been reported that the Legend 1 left the event in a state of depression, went to a local bar, and spoke of retirement. The Wizard of course would support that notion.
The lone negative incident of the evening involved the pitiful and pathetic Joey Eastman begging the Grand Wizard for his coat as he was ushered from the arena by security. At one level, the Wizard understands that he is Eastman's role model but it was still rather sad. Perhaps Eastman realizes his days as a manager are numbered with the return of the Wizard, as Eastman spent some time singing during the intermission, perhaps foreshadowing a future career as a Rochester Lounge singer.
