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Post by grandwizard on Mar 11, 2009 13:29:24 GMT -5
Friday night in Rochester marks the night of a great card. In addition, it is Friday 13th which means very bad luck for the overconfident Dover Legends, as the Grand Wizard and his Stable return to the arena after a lengthy absence. Front row seats have been reserved for the Stable, which will include the Grand Wizard, the Great El Gigante, The Crazed Assassin, and the Wizard's bodyguard Chet the Showstopper Bowen.
The Grand One may have to deal with more than just the obnoxious Legends. Dr. Mouth Mollholland from Barrington will undoubtedly have his venomous jaw flapping and the Wizard may also have to make time to take Tough Talking Tony Spencer down a peg (even though the Wizard secretly admires the style and profile of the tough one).
So start counting the minutes as the wreckoning draws closer. Also, the Wizard will try and arrive at least a half hour early to allow all his fans to get autographs and take pictures with the best dressed man in professional wrestling.
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Post by doverlegend1 on Mar 11, 2009 18:03:36 GMT -5
Weather today in the area rain ,in the mild 50's and the snow was melting ? Why the sudden change ? Well the reason being is that the Grand Gizzard has spoken once again and has spude forth a putrid blast of hot air which has sent the entire granite state and most of newengland into the 1st stage of thermo global meltdown ! The Legends fear no one so bring on Buckwheat, bring on the Pycho ASS-ASSin, and last but not least bring on Chet the jet/showstoppa Bodine i mean Bowen. For some strange reason i was thinking of Jethro from that T.V. show, maybe it was a preminition? And for the safety of the fans friday night be discreet when getting those autographs from the Grand Giz....remember he wants to take Tony Spencer "down a peg" and that he secretly admires the " style and profile of the tough one". With this being the true picture of "The Tough One" i58.photobucket.com/albums/g263/Lohoe/icons/retard.jpg I would caution you to be DISCREET!!!! Till friday the 13th gentlemen |
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Post by pmoholland on Mar 11, 2009 22:04:44 GMT -5
NUMBER-1 SPELL MY NAME RIGHT GIZZARD ITS THE SPECIALIST DR MOHOLLAND AND YOU'LL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE QUEEN MOTHER AS SHE'LL MAKE HER DEBUTE THIS FRIDAY IN ALL HER VIOLET GLORY..THE WIFE WONT BE COMING THIS TIME AROUND SHE HAS A TOURNEY ON GAMEPIPE FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS,SHE SAID DONT GET TO COMFTABLE,SHE SENDS HER BEST TO THE WRESTLERS AND TO THE LEGENDS AND SAID TO TELL THE STABLE TO BEHAVE THEMSELVES SHE KNOWS ITS HARD FOR THEM BUT TRY LOL AND JOHNNY VEGAS HER FAV WRESTLER LOL SHE'LL KILL FOR THAT ONE LOL.
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Post by rochesterpride on Mar 12, 2009 5:24:30 GMT -5
WHY DO ALL OF YOU DOVER-ITE TRAILER TRASH GOTTA DRAG YOUR FILTHY REAR ENDS INTO SCENIC, BEEEE-EWTIFUL ROCHESTER? YOU ALL KNOW WE'RE ALL BETTER THAN YOU UP HERE. WE'RE ALL CLASS-WE EVEN HAVE AN OPERA HOUSE. ALL YOU HAVE IS A POOL DOWNTOWN- APPROPRIATE, 'CAUSE ALL YOU JERKS ARE DOIN' IS TREADING WATER IN DOVER! GRANDWIZARD-WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, CAST A SPELL ON ME? BRING YOUR DAZED ASSasin, GRATING EL COFFEE GRANDE AND CHET YOUR PAROLE OFFICER BOWLEGS. DOVERLEGGINGS, YOU HAVE NO GAME AND PMS MOLLHOLLAND DRIVE...STOP INFECTING OUR FINE TOWN WITH THE VIRUL SCURVY THAT BARRINGTON REPRESENTS. ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO FIND ME AT THE SHOW-I'LL BE THE GUY WEARING THE YANKEES HAT, THE WINSTON CHURCHHILL T SHIRT AND THE ORANGE SNEAKERS!
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Post by hollywoodgigante24 on Mar 12, 2009 10:17:23 GMT -5
Listen up you beer-belly, share-cropping, self-absorbed, egotistical, Lilac City mo-fos! We're back. Plain and simple. You know it to be true. The Grand Wizard reached into that bag of cash and coaxed me out of retirement to make this appearance with the new Stable of Assasins...and when he asked, and put the right numbers on paper, Hollywood Gigante signed the contract. So WYB suckahs...its Friday Night Lights in Rochvegas!
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Post by rochesterpride on Mar 12, 2009 12:13:52 GMT -5
Listen up you beer-belly, share-cropping, self-absorbed, egotistical, Lilac City mo-fos! We're back. Plain and simple. You know it to be true. The Grand Wizard reached into that bag of cash and coaxed me out of retirement to make this appearance with the new Stable of Assasins...and when he asked, and put the right numbers on paper, Hollywood Gigante signed the contract. So WYB suckahs...its Friday Night Lights in Rochvegas! SLOW DOWN, FLOPPYWOOD EL NEEDO VIAGRA GIGITYGOOTE'! WHEN ATTENDING THE EVENT IN OUR LOVELY CITY, PLEASE LEARN TO BREATH THROUGH YOUR NOSE RATHER THAN YOUR DORRITO GOBBLING HALLITOSIS PRODUCING MOUTH SO AS NOT TO SET OFF THE FACILITY'S SMOKE ALARMS! YOU KNOW WHERE YOU AND THE NEW UNSTABLE OF ASSUMPTIONS CAN STICK IT! |
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Post by hollywoodgigante24 on Mar 12, 2009 14:26:41 GMT -5
I do enjoy a good helping of Dorritos from time to time! What flavor you ask? "Kick You In the Ass Suckah" Trust me, after Friday night, you'll never shake that taste out of your mouth! Wooooo!
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Post by pmoholland on Mar 12, 2009 17:49:21 GMT -5
WHAT OUTHOUSE DID ROCHESTER PRIDE FALL OUT OF, WHATS TO HAVE PRIDE ABOUT ROCHESTER THE SEPTIC SYSTEM OF THE SEACOAST WELL A TIE WITH FARMINGTON LOL,LILAC CITY SHOULD BE IPICAC CITY PRODUCES VOMITING.ROOKIE COME BACK IN 20 YEARS KID THEN MAYBE YOU CAN TRY RANKING US UNTIL THEN KNOW YOUR ROLL AND SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE CAUSE I'LL TAKE THAT PIE TURN THAT SUCKER SIDEWAYS AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR MONKEY @#$ , AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE I SAID SO ,YOU DONT LIKE ME BITE ME WANT SOME COME GET SOME, WHOS NEXT YOUR NEXT,TAKE A WALK DONT BAD STREET YOU WONT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND YOU CAN CALL THE ARMY OR THE UNITED STATES MARINES YOU CANT HANDLE THIS BAD STREET SCENE,IM A BAD MAN, AND A LOOSE CANNON , TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE AND GET FRANCHIZED WHEN ITS ALL SAID AND DONE THATS THE REAL DEAL SONNY, LEARN TO LOVE IT CAUSE ITS THE BEST THING GOING WOOOOOO.
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Post by pmoholland on Mar 12, 2009 17:55:57 GMT -5
OH YEAH I FORGOT ONE I SPIT IN THE FACES OF PEOPLE WHO AINT COOL BUT THEN AGAIN I MIGHT GET SPLASH BACK AND GET INFECTED FROM PRIDE THEN I WOULD NEED IPECAC LOL.
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Post by pmoholland on Mar 12, 2009 18:06:06 GMT -5
YOU HAVE NO ALLIS ROCHESTER PRIDE YOU DISSED THE STABLE AS WELL AS THE LEGENDS, THE DR HAS A PRESCRIPTION FOR YOU ROCHESTER PRIDE DRINK 1 BOTTLE OF IPECAC A BOX OF EXLAX TOMORROW MORNING THAT WAY YOU'LL BE BED RIDDEN AND WE WONT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR PUTRID STENCH TOMORROW NIGHT, ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY PUT YOUR SELF THRU THE TORTURE OF THE HORRIBLE VERBAL BEATING YOU'LL RECIEVE FROM NOT ONLY THE LEGENDS BUT THE VILE STABLE AS WELL YOU DONT STAND A CHANCE NO CHANCE IN HELL.
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Post by Tough Talk Tony Spencer on Mar 13, 2009 1:05:47 GMT -5
Here we go again.
The eruditely challenged guy from Holland is apparently running his mouth, trying to demean me. Well, Mr. Dutchman, I have news for you: no amount of chicanery from your anus-turned-oris is going to sway Tough Talk and/or myself from appearing at Front Row Wrestling, Front Row Wrestling's message board, or cutting you in line at the Wal-Mart. You and your tomfoolery are obvious backlash to a non-existent educational system in the Granite State...or at least your lack of adherence to any sort of publication that does not feature a 'Top Ten Ways To Eat Roadkill' list in it. In short, you are awful.
Have fun with your wars, Wizards and Legends. I shall be watching you like I watch my microwave macaroni and cheese: not all that closely and not really caring until it's er.
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Post by crazedassassin on Mar 13, 2009 14:37:53 GMT -5
tick tock tick tock. the time is upon us. come night fall the lover degends will be no more. any last words?
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Post by pmoholland on Mar 13, 2009 16:53:29 GMT -5
IM IRISH YOU TWIT ITS " MOHOLLAND " NOT HOLLAND DIAPER BOY SPENCER AND I WAS'NT TALKING YOU IN THE 1ST PLACE PLUBIAN SO YOU CAN KNOW YOUR ROW TO SHEESH.
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Post by pmoholland on Mar 13, 2009 17:00:36 GMT -5
HEY crazedassassin WHAT THE HELL IS " LOVER DEGENDS " MUST HAVE GONE TO SCHOOL IN ROCHESTER LOL, ITS THE " D-O-V-E-R -- L-E-G-E-N-D-S " TONIGHT YOU'LL KNOW THEM REAL WELL.
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Post by hollywoodgigante24 on Mar 13, 2009 17:16:32 GMT -5
That's how "CRAZED" the Crazed Assasin is...he can't spell when he's this fired up! I've never seen him have fury built up like this... He's like Nuke Laluche, and the Wizard is like Crash Davis...telling the Dover Legends..."I really don't know what he'll do...honest." For those FOD fans out there, hope you enjoyed that analogy. The hit of Hollywood is getting ready for his night on the town! Woooooooooo!
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